"We’re best friends. We’re basically the same guy in two different bodies."
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.
one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
You fucking work five days to enjoy two. I don’t know if you gamble, but them’s shit odds.
Doug Stanhope (via poetrea)
teen wolf drinking game:
take a shot every time you’re worried about a character
go into acute liver failure before 3B even starts